Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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