i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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