do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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