Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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