Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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