He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm just crazy horny about you
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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