She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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