Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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