I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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