He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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