I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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