i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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