Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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