Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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