Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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