This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you win again, gameday.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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