i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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