I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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