i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
