i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
