You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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