I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Operation Purity has been aborted
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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