yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
His nipple licking is glorious
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