What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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