You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Is Oprah even human
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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