From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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