i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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