This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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