eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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