I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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