i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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