D3 body, D1 cock
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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