Whod you bang
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
operation harelip BJ is a go
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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