just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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