I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
soo... how was my night?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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