dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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