Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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