brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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