I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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