I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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