Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
this beer tastes like vomit already
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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