And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize