omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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