He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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