Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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