dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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