I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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