haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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