i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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