I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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