ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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