But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was born a porn star she said
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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