Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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