I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
